Reading My Old and Cringey WikiHow Article

Hello there, people of the universe! Purple is finally posting, yayyyyy.... :clap clap:

Well, that's one way to start your posts. o,o

Anyways, you probably already know what I'm gonna be doing in this post because of the title. But I do need to explain some things.

What exactly is Wikihow? Some of you may know what it is from Julian2's videos but if you don't, it's basically a how-to website. Hopefully, that made sense.

Now, we're going back to the past. When I was 10 or 9 (I don't remember, sorry. XD), I had an obsession over dolls. I was SO obsessed with them that I would look up tutorials on how to ''care'' for them on this website. Weird, I know. Then I started looking up Club Penguin how-to's, for some reason. And then, I came across an Animal Jam article on WikiHow. That's how I came to know about Animal Jam. Thanks, Wikihow! You've ruined my life. :) Obviously, being super obsessed with the website, I started making articles for it myself. Remember that I was only 9 or 10? Well... They were really, really cringey.
I'm going to be reacting to one of these articles. I'm 100% ready to die. :)
Just a note, the article I made was about roleplaying because 9 year old Purplestarclub LOVED adopting on Animal Jam.
:everyone pukes:
Let's, um... Go?

So, this has over 5,000 views. Eww.. Oooh, and the grammar in the article was corrected by other contributors. My grammar and punctuation was absolutely awful back then. XD Other people also added images, so um, thanks?

I remember writing this step. Ughhhh. ''Be a bunny, for example, if you are a newborn.'' Is it just me or does that sound really off? 

Mhm, you'll look FABULOUS. :sarcasm:

Oh, so that's where my messed up personality today came from! I sound serious about this roleplaying thing in this article. XD

HOW CAN YOU SPEAK IF YOU'RE ONLY 1 HOUR OLD?! :screams: HOW?! I guess I lacked common sense back then. :shrugs:

This is way too much. That's one helpless ''NEWBORN'' right there. Would it even know what money is? 

The first warning... I'm laughing. lol 

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:dies from cringing so hard:

This was just absolute cringe. If the other authors didn't change it a bit, it would be even cringier. 

Anyways, thanks for reading this awfully cringey post. I'll see you all in my next post! Byeeeeee.

(How many times did I say cringe in this post? XD)

Reacting To My Old Art Part 2! - The Not-so Old Old Art

Hello everyone! I'm so happy rn because the internet is better today! Yay! I  can finally post. :D

I know I said that I had no ideas, but this happened. I found a sketchbook from late 2015 and so I thought that I should do another ''Reacting to Old Art'' post! I'd been wanting to do another art post for a while, but I just hadn't been making too much art lately. Without further ado, let's jump right into my stupid old drawings!

I'm prepared to die. c:

OH NO. This is so wrong... The hair, the arms, the face, the legs, everything's wrong! I still can't color properly but THAT is awful.

:tries to hold in laughter:

:fails miserably:

LOL This is so wrong in so many ways. XDD The faaaaace. The worse part is, I was REALLY proud of this when I made it. I can't even, just, nope. Next! XD

Edit: I redrew this yesterday! 

I used the same color pencils so that's why it looks really similar. :P 

Yes, that's a pony. I'm an MLP fan... :Purple's true nature has been revealed and now she's dying: 

Is she holding a cookie with a face on it?! Don't do it... O,O

ALIENS HAVE INVADED PLANET EARTH. RUN!1!1!!1

Seriously, why did I draw girls like they were aliens back then? WHY, ME?! Also, that's a VERY bent Starbucks drink, just sayin'. XD

You know when you get a sketchbook and promise not to ruin the first page but ruin it so badly that it looks like it's burning? Well, this is one of those times. Everything's wrong yet again. That creepy pumpkin though. O,O Also, why would a Vampire want to burn the Earth?!

O,O 

NOPE.

Eeek, this was art for Nafaria9 but it looks so bad! It was my first time drawing a deer but still, it's embarrassing. Such awful anatomy. Especially the neck and the legs. O3O

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Anyways, that's all the art I found. Which drawing should I re-draw? I want to see how much I've improved. :3 But I know that I don't draw like that now. Improving slowly is much better than giving up completely. :)

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I'm sorry about this post being sorta boring. This was all I could come up with. Expect an AJ related post for the next one. :D

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Byeeeee!

-Purplestarclub

All My Pet Eggies!

Bonjour jammers! Welcome to yet another post by the one and only Purplestarclub. I mean, there isn't any other Purplestarclub in this world, am I right? XD

My AJ membership expired. :escapes into world of darkness and pain: 

I'm weird.

Anyways, we all know and love the ''eggstravaganza'' that popped up a while ago. I know that my exams were going on during that time, but I still had access to my Ipad. Why, you may ask. Well, my aunt who tutored me for Math recently moved to England, and barely anyone in my family knows how to do Maths as well as she does. I needed someone to tutor me for my Maths exams. So, for this purpose, we thought that we could video call each other and she would teach me what I don't understand. The cunning side of me awoke and I decided to download the video-calling app on my I-Pad so that my dad would let me have my IPad throughout the exam session. At that odd time when I would have time, I would sneak up on my Ipad and go on Puffin to see what was going on in Animal Jam. 

I love surprises! So, when I found out that the eggstravaganza was going on, I became really happy and bought quite a bunch of eggs! :D

In this post, I'll be showing you all of them since they have hatched. Not only that, I'll also be thinking up personalities for them on the spot! XD This will be... Interesting. 

                                          FYI: These are mentioned in this post in no particular order.

Meet Bouncysong! He loves making music and rocking out to his own jams. He may look clumsy and boring on the outside, but on the inside, he's a real cool dude. 

FallSprinkles, a guy who works at Starbucks. He loves the fall season. And sprinkles, apparently... Also, he hates his job. :D

A 40 year old man who's a brony and goes around town dressed up as Fluttershy. Man, it takes a lot of courage. 

;)

This cute little chick dressed up as a bunny is super squishy! He has also murdered an approximate of 29 people and he claims to hate this world. Also planning on World War 3! Aww, cute! :3

This guy is super hyper (on sugar, I promise) AND he thinks he's a flying toad. What has the world come to?

An over-obsessive Fall Out Boy fan who listens to their songs on repeat 24/7. She thinks that she's ''super cool''. This girl doesn't accept reality. :( 

She's 25 and owns a llama farm. Her soul is as dark as her eyes, but she still has fluffy, neon llama plushies in her bedroom. 

She is BouncySong's sister, and she totally doesn't hate him. Am I right? :crowd screams NO!1!!1:

Her eyes don't stop spinning, ever, and she hypnotises people with 'em. She also gives them icecream after the hypnotising process just because.

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Never let Purple give innocent people personalities...

What did I just do...? XD

Anyways, now that this random-ness is over, I'd like to say goodbye. See you all in my next post! :D

Weird/Awkward Moments I've experienced in Animal Jam!

Kon'nichawa, hola and Bonjour!

Watashi no konpyūta ga motte iru- No, don't worry! I'm not going to be typing this post in Japanese. Why would I want to spend the next hour on Google Translate? >:3

Anyways, guess what?! My computer's wi-fi got fixed! And guess what? My school tests are also starting soon! Yayyyyy! Just kidding, my friends. I hate my life. :D

But I don't care, I'm gonna make a post! (It's about time.) 

Anyways, today I'm going to be sharing some awkward moments in/about Animal Jam that I've experienced. I made a post like this last Summer, but I don't think anyone read it so I'm doing it again. XD

1. This one didn't happen in Animal Jam, but it's related. So, do you guys know about Animal Jam graphics? Yea, well I used to make a lot of them last year. I was making a graphic of the butterfly wall art item in Animal Jam. My mom was in the room and she looked up and said, ''What are you doing?'' I replied, ''I'm making graphics.'' She exclaimed, ''Graphics designing?!'' She was super proud. Poor her, she thought her daughter was drawing beautiful ''graphics'' while all I was doing was adding a transparent background to a picture. XD I did tell her it wasn't ''actual'' graphic designing, and she was like, ''oh ok rip''. 

2. This happened in December of 2014, while I was hanging out with my buddies. So, basically, a message popped up that said something about me getting 20,000 something gems and 20 diamonds. Ever since that, I had thought it was AJHQ ''granting'' me those gems and diamonds for free, but now that I think about it, it was probably just my membership renewing. My life has been a lie!

3. This one is more like a co-incidence. This was when I was a new jammer. I was with a few other jammers and then I saw them with a pet hamster. I screeched, I WANTED IT! I asked them to trade me it, and they told me that pets couldn't be traded. They did show me how to get my own pet though, so shout out to who-ever you are. 2 years later, we could now trade pets and I don't even use that feature! This one wasn't the best, but eh...

4. I already mentioned this in the other post, but one time, I randomly started crying over Animal Jam! So, my buddies had gotten into a sort of drama, and I saw it with my own two eyes. Everything was so spicy that drip, drip. Fricken' tears came down my eyes! Like, I wasn't even involved in the drama, why the heck did I start crying? Well, because I'm a huge dumpster! :'D 

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I'm sorry these aren't a lot. My brain can't remember all of them. D: 

Anyways, I updated the template! What do you think of it? :D 

Aaaand, if you have any awkward moments you've experienced in Animal Jam, tell me in the comments! :D

Bye guys (I just assumed your gender!)!