30 Facts about Animal Jam That You Totally Didn't Know!

Hello there Homio Sapiens. It is me, Purplefactnerd here and I'm totally not sorry about the lack of posts.

Anyways, let's get into the post. You came here for facts, not crappy intros amiright?

1. Did you know that Animal Jam is not a video game?
2. Did you know that Animal Jam teaches your kids science facts about scamming, hacking, spikes and rares? :0
3. Did you know that you probably spent more than a day of playing AJ if we added the total time you've played AJ in your entire life? Now you know. Stop wasting your life.
4. Did you know that Animal Jam has no jam in it all? Pfft, clickbait am I right? 
5. Did you know that there is probably someone rarer than you in AJ? Get rektttt! ;D
6. Did you know that Animal Jam drama is infinite?
7. Did you know that your AJ life is better than your real one? RIP, my child.
8. Did you know that Animal Jam's community is the best? You probably didn't, because it isn't true...
9. Did you know that I'm running out of facts already?
10. Did you know that AJ didn't have membership in the beta days? And did I know that you probably already knew this fact? Yes, yes I did.
11. Did you know that Aparri is the most popular jammer in AJ? Did you know that I hope this wasn't true? 
12. Did you know that people get super offended in AJ just like real life? And did you know I want to punch them in the face 4969 times when they do?
13.   Did you know that phantoms are just crabs...?
14. Did you know that Jisteria is real?
15. Did you know that there are more spinnyboiz in Animal Jam than there are atoms on Earth? (Not a lie. 1000/10 believable.)
16. Did you know that AJ will have a war in 2195 between Wistparri and Jisteria shippers?
17. Did you know anything at all?
18. Did you know that AJ is lacking the memes?
19. Did you know that I can't wait for this post to be over?
20. Did you know that AJHQ is really savage?  
21. Did you know that by spending 400 dollars on AJ toys, you get nothing but a little set of pixels?
22. Did you know that Animal Jam exists?
23. Did you know that fangirls worship Aparri? Oh boy, oh boy!
24. Did you know that nobody cares about Animal Jam's soundtrack? Although... GECKO, GECKO, GECKO, GECKOOOOO.
25. Did you know that jammers are stupid enough to fall for the goldbunny scam?
26. Did you know that Liza the Panda Alpha weighs over a 100 KG?!
27. Did you know that Peck is secretly a creepy murderer like me?
28. Did you know that Aparri tried to make his own version of spinnyboiz but failed miserably? 
29. Did you know that in Animal Jam, when you get ''permanently'' banned, you don't actually get permanently banned?! You just come back with a new account in a week and start making videos because of money! :cough: Skorm :COUGH:
30. Did you know that I'm so freaking happy that this post is finally over?

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Please don't get offended with this post, it's just supposed to be a joke! :3

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I had to divide the work on this post since it took so much work. Sorry for the lack of posts... Hopefully I stop being lazy... :(

Bye!