The beautiful history of Jamaa

Once upon a time (go get a watch, pls), there was a yellow cardboard box. Apparently, he was the creator of tons of STARS, MOONS, SUNS (much knowledge). But he was always lonely. He went out to the pillow room and screamed, ''NEEDS GIRL''. No one wanted to be his girlfriend because he was ugly. Feeling miserable, he made himself a beautiful, blue heron and named her Mira. She loved him very much, only to realize that Zios made her for BIRD LABOR. They worked hard in making this world. They didn't know what to name it so they went on a journey to the Earth (to rip off other names). They found one, Jamaica. But Ica was Zios' ex-girlfriend so he removed that part. And ''A'' was his mother's name so he added that. :) Then, Zios died because everyone does! :D Mira was super sad, and you know what you do when you're sad... THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS! CRRRRRY! Her tears turned purple (she was a HUGE fan of Purplestarclub, true, true) and black crabs came out of 'em. She hired SAMURAIS to defeat the crabs but they weren't enough. Then, animals from Earth came to Jamaa hoping they wouldn't get treated awfully as they did in their home planet. Turns out Mira wanted them to kill crabs too, still not as bad as waiting for your owner to come home from work, right? So, they stayed. THE END (of the world).

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Now that I've ruined the history of Jamaa, what's next for me?

Yea, credit goes to Bill Wurts: History of Japan. Tons of people made parodies of that, so why should I stay behind? lol It has cursing in it, so DON'T watch it, kidddds.
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I might've been a little (lol, yea) derpy in this post, but that's just the way I am. So, deal with it.

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