Hi.
It is I.
The dark lord.
Purplestarclub.
Or you can call me Master Yoda.
Okay, Purple. Stop. That's enough of your silliness. It's time to get serious here. No matter how hard you try, you may never be funny. :murders ''master Yoda Purple'':
Oh and it's Christmas Eve. How could I ''possibly'' forget....? :cries in a corner: Guess who's gonna have fun tomorrow? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I may not celebrate Christmas due to religion, but it is a family member's birthday on the 25th. Plus, my family does support Christmas so woo. :claps:
Got carried there, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
Today, I'm going to be teaching you guys about all the Purplestarclubs that have ever existed in this planet (Blogger) since the beginning of time (mid 2014). Before we get into the chapter, I'll show you a rare picture of all the Purples gathered together, havin' fun.
(Feel free to use it as your room's, computer's, phone's, Ipad's, cellphone's and telephone's background. Everyone loves Purple's face, amirite)
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The Purplestarclubs have influenced and damaged our world very much. That is why we celebrate the courage and power that the Purple kingdom used to help our world. Truly heart throbbing. :holds in tears:
Mid 2014:
This was the beginning of the Purplestarclub apocalypse. Purple was an 8/9/10 year old demon that, well, was a demon... Then she started evolving into a nicer person. She still didn't know how to use proper grammar. In fact, her grammar was so suck-ish that the entire world hated her. All her haters got roasted on a fire, real good. So, I mean, c'mon.
Late 2014:
Her mid-terms got cancelled so she had a lot of time to work on her kingdom (blog). This is when the daily post apocalypse took place. She would post everyday! Her punctuation had gotten better, but she still had a hard time with her grammar.
Early 2015:
She would still post daily, but now, her grammar was better too. She made many typos, but at least she had earned a brain from a doctor or something.
Mid 2015:
The Purple army found the beautiful world of Youtube and left Blogger. The people of Blogger were suffering without her! (yea, right) She tried to come back many times, but Youtube would pull her back every time. She started working harder on her videos. At the end, she realized that Youtube might've earned her an audience, but she didn't make any new friends through that platform. She came back to her hometown and was happy she did.
Late 2015:
Purple was back in Blogger, but her exams kept her from posting. Once her mid-terms were over, she came back for a while and started posting fuuun stuff. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Early 2016:
Her parents were worried about her studies so they banned her from going on her computer, which was the only way she could access her beautiful world. She missed her people very much. Once her exams were over, she came back and was only here for a while since: HER COMPUTER WAS DAMAGED!!! *dun dun dun dun*
Mid 2016:
She spent her Summer ranting about stuff to her people. Summer vacation was truly crappy.
Late 2016:
:Purple comes back:
What's going on...? What is this post?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
:random guy who was typing this post shows up:
Purple, why are you back? I was having fun teaching these kiddos about you!
Purple: Why would you teach my buddies about... me?
Guy: CUZ U R QUEEEN.
Purple: WHUT. SHUT UP.
Guy: No.
Purple: I must save my readers from this stranger. Fight me!
Guy: :tries to fight with stuffed toy:
Purple: :burns guy down with gun because you can do that, this isn't real life:
Purple: Yay! He's dead.
I bet a thousand dollars that you guys reading this are weirded out by me. This is just the way I roll. >,<
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What was the point of this post? Why am I planning to hit the publish button? Why does this exist?
Because I still don't have a brain! Woop!!!
Now that I've completely scared you, I must leave. Bye Earthlings.