Everything Wrong with Animal Jam: The Beginning

Hi jammers! This is a post that took me a long time to decide whether I wanted to post this or not. I'm a really huge critique, but I don't enjoy sharing my criticizing a lot now. The main reason why I deleted this Friday's post. Then, I realized that I was gonna make a video of this anyways, so why not post this? :P

''Cinema Sins'' is a channel which basically does these, ''Everything Wrong with'' videos. Credit goes to them for the idea. There are a lot of cursing which gets bleeped out but I still wouldn't recommend it for the younger audience.

Let's get to this post which I've had the idea for a century. :) 

           

Welcome to Animal Jam! You're gonna ruin your life with this game, so play now! *ding*

Two sins for this name. *ding* *ding*

This exists. *ding*

Peck's voice deserves a thousand sins, but I'll be nice and give one. *ding*

Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. *ding*

Peck is extremely rude. Also, double sins for the stalker-ish crocodile. *ding* *ding*

FREE STUFF! *ding* Also, the ninja panda and crocodile deserve 5 sins for ruining childhoods. *ding X5*

The tail moves and SLAP! *ding*

The scary robotic animals deserve a sin for sure! *ding*

The text itself is a little weird, but that elephant makes it worse. *ding*

Sheesh, Peck! Such a stalker. *ding*

Sin Counter: 18

Sentence: Stalker Jam.

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I actually enjoyed doing this. IDK how many childhoods got ruined with this post, but it works. :D

Should I do more of this? Now that I think about it, it would be better as a video but making videos is hard. D: It was fun being all derpy and weird in the post. :P

Well, bye and thanks to AwesomePanda868 for making this adorable signature for me. I love it!